FonkDerok
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Birthday:
December 8
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Location:
Behind you
Occupation:
Hauling boxes across a store.

FonkDerok

Insane Furfag in a Position of Power, Male, from Behind you

i miss Skeleton Oct 14, 2020

FonkDerok was last seen:
Nov 23, 2020 at 3:57 PM
    1. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Axlias has been unpacking for 12 hours. its 65% done
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Holy piss! How much does it weigh?
        Dec 2, 2015
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        a lot apparently
        Dec 2, 2015
    2. B1G-CR1ME
      B1G-CR1ME
      Crazy bastard. Just don't cast the Tides of Ban upon the innocent.
      1. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        wut
        Dec 2, 2015
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        oshite im a trial mod
        Dec 2, 2015
    3. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      And here's the real kicker: One's Japanese and one's German! Now if only I can get an Italian one I'll have an AXIS OF RIGHTEOUSNESS!
      1. Rebecca likes this.
      2. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Heh
        Dec 1, 2015
      3. Demimoz Keroz
        Demimoz Keroz
        I don't get it...
        Dec 1, 2015
    4. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Pop pop watching heathens drop
    5. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      oshite 18s out. oshite imwont be home till saturday
    6. FonkDerok
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      2. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Cwel!
        Nov 25, 2015
      3. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Just saw, that's not how left and right works, unless it's relative to an observer ;P
        Nov 25, 2015
      4. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        lol wow well, the eyes are correct, the left/right labels are flipped
        Nov 25, 2015
    7. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      most father-son relationships have to do with yelling and sports. Mine has to do with yelling and figuring out faster-than-light travel
      1. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Whenever I tried that it always flew over my dad's head :P
        Nov 23, 2015
      2. Demimoz Keroz
        Demimoz Keroz
        Hehe... When i finally do talk to my father, it's only about sending me some more money... xd...
        Nov 23, 2015
    8. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      When I started playing Mass Effect 3, I told myself I wouldn't be one of those players that try to get in everyone's pants. Oh well.
    9. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      i'm going to start playing through all those zerahypt versions in that download archive thread
      1. TimberWolf224 likes this.
      2. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Have fun!
        Nov 17, 2015
      3. TimberWolf224
        TimberWolf224
        There's an archive thread?
        Nov 23, 2015
    10. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      has beaten Rebecca to becomming Veteran Member
      1. Rebecca likes this.
      2. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Shit, ah well lel
        Nov 14, 2015
    11. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *frantically tries to read skeleton's messages as he posts them*
    12. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Me and dad made a deal. He doesnt drink beer, i dont play videogames. week and a half later, he gives in first
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      2. Pingule
        Pingule
        Why not just see who can play the most vidyagaems and dreenk the most in a week? Everyone wins. Hue
        Nov 13, 2015
      3. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        "if I ever catch you with a beer in your hand imma kick your ass"
        Nov 13, 2015
      4. Pingule
        Pingule
        Huh...
        Nov 13, 2015
    13. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      so with wilz here we have 3 blatant furries in this community. Or at least 3 that ive noticed. thats 1 for every 285 members
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      2. Demimoz Keroz
        Demimoz Keroz
        Holy shiet, that's sick! I've seen many things in my life as a guard, but this... *Cough, cough* Excuse me. I have to continue my duties. Thank you for the important information about this serious criminal. He will face the judgement. You may return to your daily activities of furrying.
        Nov 23, 2015
      3. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        ...it should've been "Stop right there, criminal scum! You violated my mother! You ruined my wife! I will DESTROY YOU!"
        Nov 24, 2015
      4. Demimoz Keroz
        Demimoz Keroz
        (SUPER IMPERIAL GUARD Z)
        Nov 25, 2015
    14. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      That time when you sleep on your leg in a funny way and it goes completely numb, but you dont realize it until you try to stand up
      1. Pingule
        Pingule
        Do you ever have any feeling in your leg?
        Nov 10, 2015
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        most of the time. problem is i enjoy sitting/laying in positions that make one or both numb
        Nov 10, 2015
      3. Pingule
        Pingule
        Guess that explains that. Hue
        Nov 10, 2015
    15. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *sheathes katana* we finish this another time
    16. FonkDerok
    17. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      why thank you *matches her speed, but has to fight more defensively than before*
    18. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *dodges and/or parries her attacks with ease* come, now, is that all you've got?
    19. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      dont get cocky *quickly flips sword in different attacks* we'll see soon enough who will win
    20. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *displays katana-swinging skills in a few moves* i have my sources
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    Birthday:
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    Location:
    Behind you
    Occupation:
    Hauling boxes across a store.
    You may also know me as Allister Liechtenstein

    Former employee of Big Sad inc., I now slog through college courses and retail shifts more frustrated than sad.
    All in due time.

    Not sure I could kill a man if he had a gun to my head
    But keep in mind there are worse fates than death

    "You’re trying to do things right, and that’s wrong. [You have to accept] that the very laws of reason and logic you abide by are merely one option of many. It means knowing you only see half the picture in a world where everyone else thinks they see the whole thing. It means having the sheer arrogance to have humility.
    [...]
    You have to be a little wrong to be completely right – to abandon truth in favor of questioning falsehood. If you think something’s the easiest way, you have to know you’re wrong. You have to understand how to stand against the very stance of understanding! You have to know you are inferior; that your knowledge and perceptions will never stand up to the true scope of all possible reality. You have to be a little further from perfect, and embrace that notion.

    Can you do that, Jo-Khajiit? Can you make mistakes, fearlessly pursue the worst ideas, and be inferior?"

    ~Aggy (Prequel, May 15, 2014)

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