FonkDerok
Last Activity:
Dec 10, 2017 at 5:24 AM
Joined:
Jul 18, 2015
Messages:
349
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153
Trophy Points:
53
Birthday:
December 8
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Location:
Not Venus
Occupation:
Picking up people's slack at the grocery store

FonkDerok

Insane Furfag in a Position of Power, from Not Venus

My laptop is officially dead and i'm not gonna spend $200 on a measly slave. I guess i'm just out until I build a desktop Dec 5, 2017 at 3:14 PM

FonkDerok was last seen:
Dec 10, 2017 at 5:24 AM
    1. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      My laptop is officially dead and i'm not gonna spend $200 on a measly slave. I guess i'm just out until I build a desktop
      1. Terminator_722
        Terminator_722
        i'm actually in a similar situation.
        Dec 5, 2017 at 4:07 PM
      2. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Do it.
        Dec 6, 2017 at 2:54 PM
    2. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      because we can
    3. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      firefox got a big ol update. I'm not sure I like it
    4. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Desperate times call for desperate measures
      1. amigoe19 likes this.
    5. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      ha suck it
    6. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      As a moderator who doesnt much care about anything and can keep a level head at all times, my only real weakness is a dead forum
      1. amigoe19
        amigoe19
        Deep as a grave!!
        Oct 19, 2017
    7. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      statuses and forum games will be left alone. normal threads are case-by-case
    8. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      to curse in the shoutbox is to ask me to slightly edit your message without affecting the core meaning
    9. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
      1. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        Yes I can, it's a different matter whether you actually do it
        Sep 30, 2017
    10. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      finally got a new mouse and i almost forgot what its like to have a working piece of hardware to use
      1. Magiichan likes this.
    11. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      tfw being a moderator here is the reason i started to like the color purple
    12. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      both are dead
    13. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      This forum reminds me of Prequel which reminds me of this forum which reminds me of Prequel which reminds me of this forum which reminds me
    14. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      on a scale of dead to dead how dead is dead?
      1. Terminator_722
        Terminator_722
        these forums
        Sep 10, 2017
      2. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        Absolute dead
        Sep 11, 2017
      3. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        damb
        Sep 11, 2017
    15. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
    16. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      not what i meant by the inside of piri's zerzek but you know what i'll take it
    17. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Still wanna see the inside of Piri's zerzek
      1. dtb1987 and amigoe19 like this.
      2. amigoe19
        amigoe19
        Unfortunately I can only like this once!!!
        Jul 19, 2017
    18. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I've finally graduated high school and im still stressed enough that my eye perpetually twitches
      1. amigoe19
        amigoe19
        Congratulations and welcome to the world of adults (cries in corner)
        May 25, 2017
      2. Mefjus
        Mefjus
        Congrats. (I literally thought about something else to type for 20 fucking minutes... nothing yet.)
        May 26, 2017
    19. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      hey, 15 robots. here to stalk me? trying to make an account? >.> I'm watching you fuckers
    20. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I've posted more messages on this site than the person who made it
      1. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        wew lad
        Feb 17, 2017
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  • About

    Birthday:
    December 8
    Home Page:
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zdCE7B36isz9pGfgjiv3p7cORgMZQSadCrwEhHB6PDU/edit?usp=sharing
    Location:
    Not Venus
    Occupation:
    Picking up people's slack at the grocery store
    Czechoslovakia.

    Fonk Derok is one of my two online aliases, my second being Ivan Czechov which also doubles as my fursona.

    I am like an ogre which is like an onion. I come in layers.
    First (surface) layer: Quiet and meek
    Second (primary online) layer: Relatively "average"
    Third layer: Loud and (probably) annoying
    Fourth layer: That dude who sits there and listens to your depressing shitty life all day
    Fifth layer: That dude you sit down with and listen to their depressing shitty life all day

    Not sure I could kill a man if he had a gun to my head
    But keep in mind there are worse fates than death

    My mind expands inwardly infinitely.
    I can create entire universes and direct their happenings from their beginnings to their ends.
    I can depict epic battles and tragic romances in extraordinary detail, going as far as controlling where the blood falls and what nerves are caressed.
    I can engineer complex contraptions and machines far beyond our time and design their workings as accurately as an actual blueprint.
    I can even lay out the full anatomy and social structure of alien races, from what color their skin is, to what they see, to calendars and the origins of social taboos.
    Yet time and time again, I fail to demonstrate the ability to draw a tree.

    Interact

    Content:
    AIM:
    idek wtf this is
    Yahoo! Messenger:
    this is a thing?
    Skype:
    IvanCzechov
    Google Talk:
    wut
    Facebook:
    no
    Twitter:
    no

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    “On the contrary, I am more in-touch with reality than you will ever be”