FonkDerok
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Birthday:
December 8
Home Page:
Location:
Not Venus
Occupation:
Picking up people's slack at the grocery store

FonkDerok

Insane Furfag in a Position of Power, from Not Venus

I like to imagine myself a lone sentinel, guarding the forum against an ancient enemy that a slumbering god defeated long ago Jun 21, 2019

FonkDerok was last seen:
Jul 23, 2019 at 6:14 AM
    1. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I like to imagine myself a lone sentinel, guarding the forum against an ancient enemy that a slumbering god defeated long ago
      Jun 21, 2019
    2. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I love how theres a counter for robots viewing the site, scouting out for another invasion after all these years
      Apr 17, 2019
    3. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      i wonder how long magii's gonna keep this place up
      Sep 22, 2018
    4. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Any sound is better than the deafening silence that comes when all who matter fade away
      Aug 17, 2018
    5. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      this forum's not
      Aug 13, 2018
    6. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      not doing a lot of bad
      May 11, 2018
    7. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Apr 21, 2018
      1. Doomlord115 likes this.
    8. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      What gets me is accounts are still being made but the forums still dead
      Feb 25, 2018
      1. Bucks likes this.
    9. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      MY NEWLY BUILT COMPUTER WORKS!1!!!21! HUZZAH
      Jan 20, 2018
      2. Terminator_722
        Terminator_722
        what kinda hardware you got?
        Jan 20, 2018
      3. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        Msi x370 motherboard, Ryzen 5 processor, gtx 1030 gpu, terabyte hdd, some wireless adapter I don't know the specs of
        Nothing superpowered or anything but a hell of a lot better than my laptop
        Jan 21, 2018
    10. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      #hashtag #hashtagception
      Dec 19, 2017
    11. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      My laptop is officially dead and i'm not gonna spend $200 on a measly slave. I guess i'm just out until I build a desktop
      Dec 5, 2017
      2. Terminator_722
        Terminator_722
        i'm actually in a similar situation.
        Dec 5, 2017
      3. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Do it.
        Dec 6, 2017
      4. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        Desktop gud
        Dec 13, 2017
    12. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      because we can
      Nov 17, 2017
    13. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      firefox got a big ol update. I'm not sure I like it
      Nov 14, 2017
    14. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Desperate times call for desperate measures
      Nov 11, 2017
      1. amigoe19 likes this.
    15. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      ha suck it
      Nov 9, 2017
    16. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      As a moderator who doesnt much care about anything and can keep a level head at all times, my only real weakness is a dead forum
      Oct 17, 2017
      2. amigoe19
        amigoe19
        Deep as a grave!!
        Oct 19, 2017
    17. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      statuses and forum games will be left alone. normal threads are case-by-case
      Oct 6, 2017
    18. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      to curse in the shoutbox is to ask me to slightly edit your message without affecting the core meaning
      Oct 2, 2017
    19. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
      Sep 29, 2017
      2. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        Yes I can, it's a different matter whether you actually do it
        Sep 30, 2017
    20. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      finally got a new mouse and i almost forgot what its like to have a working piece of hardware to use
      Sep 27, 2017
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  • About

    Birthday:
    December 8
    Home Page:
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zdCE7B36isz9pGfgjiv3p7cORgMZQSadCrwEhHB6PDU/edit?usp=sharing
    Location:
    Not Venus
    Occupation:
    Picking up people's slack at the grocery store
    Czechoslovakia.

    Fonk Derok is one of my two online aliases, my second being Ivan Czechov

    I am one of four things to you
    1) Nobody
    2) That off-the-wall weirdo you watch because its entertaining, almost like a magikarp trying to be useful
    3) That guy you talk to to vent about your depressing shitty life
    4) That guy who talks to you to vent about their depressing shitty life

    Not sure I could kill a man if he had a gun to my head
    But keep in mind there are worse fates than death

    My mind expands inwardly infinitely.
    I can create entire universes and direct their happenings from their beginnings to their ends.
    I can depict epic battles and tragic romances in extraordinary detail, going as far as controlling where the blood falls and what nerves are caressed.
    I can engineer complex contraptions and machines far beyond our time and design their workings as accurately as an actual blueprint.
    I can even lay out the full anatomy and social structure of alien races, from what color their skin is, to what they see, to calendars and the origins of social taboos.
    Yet time and time again, I fail to demonstrate the ability to draw a tree.

    Interact

    Content:
    AIM:
    idek wtf this is
    Yahoo! Messenger:
    there should be a thing for telegram and discord
    Skype:
    IvanCzechov
    Google Talk:
    wut
    Facebook:
    no
    Twitter:
    no

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    “It's a wonderful day to die!”​