FonkDerok

Insane Furfag in a Position of Power, from Not Venus

this forum's not Aug 13, 2018 at 6:25 PM

FonkDerok was last seen:: Aug 13, 2018 at 6:24 PM

1. FonkDerok
  this forum's not
  
  Aug 13, 2018 at 6:25 PM
2. FonkDerok
  not doing a lot of bad
  
  May 11, 2018
3. FonkDerok
  https://sun9-8.userapi.com/c840426/v840426014/62838/BBDPOY1G9ik.jpg
  
  Apr 21, 2018
  1. Doomlord115 likes this.
4. FonkDerok
  What gets me is accounts are still being made but the forums still dead
  
  Feb 25, 2018
  1. Bucks likes this.
5. FonkDerok
  MY NEWLY BUILT COMPUTER WORKS!1!!!21! HUZZAH
  
  Jan 20, 2018
  2. Terminator_722
    what kinda hardware you got?
    
    Jan 20, 2018
  3. FonkDerok
    Msi x370 motherboard, Ryzen 5 processor, gtx 1030 gpu, terabyte hdd, some wireless adapter I don't know the specs of
    Nothing superpowered or anything but a hell of a lot better than my laptop
    
    Jan 21, 2018
6. FonkDerok
  #hashtag #hashtagception
  
  Dec 19, 2017
7. FonkDerok
  My laptop is officially dead and i'm not gonna spend $200 on a measly slave. I guess i'm just out until I build a desktop
  
  Dec 5, 2017
  2. Terminator_722
    i'm actually in a similar situation.
    
    Dec 5, 2017
  3. B1G-CR1ME
    Do it.
    
    Dec 6, 2017
  4. GSungazer
    Desktop gud
    
    Dec 13, 2017
8. FonkDerok
  because we can
  
  Nov 17, 2017
9. FonkDerok
  firefox got a big ol update. I'm not sure I like it
  
  Nov 14, 2017
10. FonkDerok
  Desperate times call for desperate measures
  
  Nov 11, 2017
  1. amigoe19 likes this.
11. FonkDerok
  ha suck it
  
  Nov 9, 2017
12. FonkDerok
  As a moderator who doesnt much care about anything and can keep a level head at all times, my only real weakness is a dead forum
  
  Oct 17, 2017
  2. amigoe19
    Deep as a grave!!
    
    Oct 19, 2017
13. FonkDerok
  statuses and forum games will be left alone. normal threads are case-by-case
  
  Oct 6, 2017
14. FonkDerok
  to curse in the shoutbox is to ask me to slightly edit your message without affecting the core meaning
  
  Oct 2, 2017
15. FonkDerok
  YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
  
  Sep 29, 2017
  2. GSungazer
    Yes I can, it's a different matter whether you actually do it
    
    Sep 30, 2017
16. FonkDerok
  finally got a new mouse and i almost forgot what its like to have a working piece of hardware to use
  
  Sep 27, 2017
  1. Magiichan likes this.
17. FonkDerok
  tfw being a moderator here is the reason i started to like the color purple
  
  Sep 18, 2017
18. FonkDerok
  both are dead
  
  Sep 16, 2017
19. FonkDerok
  This forum reminds me of Prequel which reminds me of this forum which reminds me of Prequel which reminds me of this forum which reminds me
  
  Sep 16, 2017
20. FonkDerok
  on a scale of dead to dead how dead is dead?
  
  Sep 9, 2017
  2. Terminator_722
    these forums
    
    Sep 10, 2017
  3. GSungazer
    Absolute dead
    
    Sep 11, 2017
  4. FonkDerok
    damb
    
    Sep 11, 2017
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December 8

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Not Venus

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Picking up people's slack at the grocery store

Czechoslovakia.

Fonk Derok is one of my two online aliases, my second being Ivan Czechov

I am one of four things to you
1) Nobody
2) That off-the-wall weirdo you watch because its entertaining, almost like a magikarp trying to be useful
3) That guy you talk to to vent about your depressing shitty life
4) That guy who talks to you to vent about their depressing shitty life

Not sure I could kill a man if he had a gun to my head
But keep in mind there are worse fates than death

My mind expands inwardly infinitely.
I can create entire universes and direct their happenings from their beginnings to their ends.
I can depict epic battles and tragic romances in extraordinary detail, going as far as controlling where the blood falls and what nerves are caressed.
I can engineer complex contraptions and machines far beyond our time and design their workings as accurately as an actual blueprint.
I can even lay out the full anatomy and social structure of alien races, from what color their skin is, to what they see, to calendars and the origins of social taboos.
Yet time and time again, I fail to demonstrate the ability to draw a tree.
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