FonkDerok

Insane Furfag in a Position of Power, from Not Venus

http://imgur.com/gallery/gKFz9 B1G and his bullshit excuses smh Jul 26, 2017

FonkDerok was last seen:: Aug 17, 2017 at 6:33 AM

1. FonkDerok
  http://imgur.com/gallery/gKFz9 B1G and his bullshit excuses smh
  
  Jul 26, 2017
2. FonkDerok
  not what i meant by the inside of piri's zerzek but you know what i'll take it
  
  Jul 24, 2017
3. FonkDerok
  Still wanna see the inside of Piri's zerzek
  
  Jul 15, 2017
  1. dtb1987 and amigoe19 like this.
  2. amigoe19
    Unfortunately I can only like this once!!!
    
    Jul 19, 2017
4. FonkDerok
  I've finally graduated high school and im still stressed enough that my eye perpetually twitches
  
  May 25, 2017
  2. amigoe19
    Congratulations and welcome to the world of adults (cries in corner)
    
    May 25, 2017
  3. Mefjus
    Congrats. (I literally thought about something else to type for 20 fucking minutes... nothing yet.)
    
    May 26, 2017
5. FonkDerok
  hey, 15 robots. here to stalk me? trying to make an account? >.> I'm watching you fuckers
  
  Mar 6, 2017
6. FonkDerok
  I've posted more messages on this site than the person who made it
  
  Feb 15, 2017
  2. Jordas-3
    wew lad
    
    Feb 17, 2017
7. FonkDerok
  Remember when Skeleton posted a shitton of shit in the span of like half an hour? Good times, good times
  
  Feb 11, 2017
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  3. FonkDerok
    -Might- get involved, idk. Really, I'm just more lazy than anything
    
    Feb 12, 2017
  4. Enzyme-Sigma
    Fonk, you're literally just talking to to people. You're acting like you're buying a house.
    
    Feb 12, 2017
  5. FonkDerok
    im not social though. i dint like socialing
    look, this is easy. i check in a few times a day and reply to shit
    its... chats and conversations that get me
    
    Feb 14, 2017
8. TehOtakuPotato
  1 more fur. Me. Also, love your profile pic.
  
  Jan 3, 2017
  2. FonkDerok
    /me adds you to fur list
    
    why, thank you. friend of mine drew it up along with half a dozen ofthers of different emotions
    
    Jan 4, 2017
9. FonkDerok
  I still can't believe the world is 2017 years old
  
  Jan 3, 2017
  2. B1G-CR1ME
    funny joke?
    
    Jan 3, 2017
  3. FonkDerok
    I don't know if "funny" is a fitting adjective but sure let's go with that
    
    Jan 3, 2017
  4. B1G-CR1ME
    I mean... if you meant humanity, it's way older, and far smarter/more progressive civilizations existed way before the year zero, and if you meant the planet, and you certainly didn't... let's just say tat my initial response was a form of "WTF?"
    
    Jan 3, 2017
10. FonkDerok
  15 confirmed furries, 2 more possible, perhaps more who haven't said anything
  
  Dec 8, 2016
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  3. FonkDerok
    I'm slowly building an army
    Not an army that will listen to me
    But an army nonetheless
    
    Dec 13, 2016
  4. Demimoz Keroz
    I'll be your general. Thats an order.
    
    Dec 13, 2016
  5. GSungazer
    I would make a scalies list, but I am too lazy, and there may be like 4
    
    Dec 13, 2016
11. FonkDerok
  lag spikes. like 1-frame-a-second lag. something with the npcs i think. only happens on maps with them. gona see if i can attribute more ram
  
  Dec 6, 2016
  2. GSungazer
    It's not called lag in those cases, but thrashing when you are nearing the memory limit and your computer has to move stuff like crazy to compensate
    
    Dec 10, 2016
12. GhOsT _RiDeR
  Hi world
  
  Nov 26, 2016
13. FonkDerok
  Holy shit I'm gone for 4 days and look at all the posts
  
  Nov 13, 2016
  2. GSungazer
    You asked fo' it
    
    Nov 13, 2016
14. FonkDerok
  done
  
  Nov 5, 2016
15. FonkDerok
  people seem to be joining again. perhaps this site can rebound? maybe? probably not?
  
  Nov 4, 2016
  2. GSungazer
    Has it ever been active? I believe the bot wars were the most active thing to ever happen, though I haven't been here for more than a year
    
    Nov 4, 2016
  3. B1G-CR1ME
    You have fossils like Catblaster here and Mag's relic posts, so yeah, it kinda was.
    
    Nov 4, 2016
16. FonkDerok
  holy fuck i can get here on my own router again
  
  Oct 19, 2016
  2. B1G-CR1ME
    sweet
    
    Oct 19, 2016
17. FonkDerok
  Something is fucked in my internet. I can only get here with my phone's data
  
  Oct 3, 2016
  2. B1G-CR1ME
    Damn. Sucks for you.
    
    Oct 3, 2016
18. B1G-CR1ME
  Where do your avatars even keep coming from?
  
  Sep 25, 2016
  2. FonkDerok
    a friend of mine. one was from her gf she had her draw, one was from her friend when she entered em into a raffle, she commissioned the one that had a red border, and the other one and this one she drew herself. ive also got like 6 others that came with this current one
    
    Sep 26, 2016
19. FonkDerok
  writing science fiction instead of science fantasy is hard. lots of weird research to do. like the muscle volume of a 4'10" female human
  
  Sep 4, 2016
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  3. Enzyme-Sigma
    Jesus Fucking Christ dude, I've never needed to go that specific with my characters.
    
    Sep 6, 2016
  4. FonkDerok
    again, im trying to write science fiction, not science fantasy
    
    that mixed with my mental need to explain -everything- to the best of my ability results in things like this
    
    Sep 7, 2016
  5. Enzyme-Sigma
    Yeah but even in science fiction you don't have to go that deep into it, but whatever you do you.
    
    Sep 7, 2016
20. FonkDerok
  1. Go you youtube and go full screen on any video 2. type awesome 3. Check your progress bar
  
  Aug 21, 2016
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  3. FonkDerok
    lel
    
    Aug 21, 2016
  4. Mefjus
    *Get's triggered like a feminist at the sight of the word "Man/Men, ect,."* UFOKWOT MY NIGGA?
    
    Aug 21, 2016
  5. Jordas-3
    3. fiddy
    
    Aug 22, 2016
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Czechoslovakia.

Fonk Derok is one of my two online aliases, my second being Ivan Czechov which also doubles as my fursona. I am not actually a 1990 child, it was just an easy year to put to get around age restrictions.

I am like an ogre which is like an onion. I come in layers.
First (surface) layer: Quiet and meek
Second (primary online) layer: Relatively "average"
Third (secondary online) layer: Loud and (probably) annoying
Fourth layer: That dude who sits there and listens to your depressing shitty life all day
Fifth layer: That dude you sit down with and listen to their depressing shitty life all day

My mind expands inwardly infinitely.
I can create entire universes and direct their happenings from their beginnings to their ends.
I can depict epic battles and tragic romances in extraordinary detail, going as far as controlling where the blood falls and what nerves are caressed.
I can engineer complex contraptions and machines far beyond our time and design their workings as accurately as an actual blueprint.
I can even lay out the full anatomy and social structure of alien races, from what color their skin is, to what they see, to calendars and the origins of social taboos.
Yet time and time again, I fail to demonstrate the ability to draw a tree.
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