FonkDerok

Congratulations and welcome to the world of adults (cries in corner)

Congrats. (I literally thought about something else to type for 20 fucking minutes... nothing yet.)

wew lad

-Might- get involved, idk. Really, I'm just more lazy than anything

Fonk, you're literally just talking to to people. You're acting like you're buying a house.

im not social though. i dint like socialing
look, this is easy. i check in a few times a day and reply to shit
its... chats and conversations that get me

funny joke?

I don't know if "funny" is a fitting adjective but sure let's go with that

I mean... if you meant humanity, it's way older, and far smarter/more progressive civilizations existed way before the year zero, and if you meant the planet, and you certainly didn't... let's just say tat my initial response was a form of "WTF?"

I'm slowly building an army
Not an army that will listen to me
But an army nonetheless

I'll be your general. Thats an order.

I would make a scalies list, but I am too lazy, and there may be like 4

It's not called lag in those cases, but thrashing when you are nearing the memory limit and your computer has to move stuff like crazy to compensate

You asked fo' it

Has it ever been active? I believe the bot wars were the most active thing to ever happen, though I haven't been here for more than a year

You have fossils like Catblaster here and Mag's relic posts, so yeah, it kinda was.

sweet

Damn. Sucks for you.

Jesus Fucking Christ dude, I've never needed to go that specific with my characters.

again, im trying to write science fiction, not science fantasy

that mixed with my mental need to explain -everything- to the best of my ability results in things like this

Yeah but even in science fiction you don't have to go that deep into it, but whatever you do you.

lel

*Get's triggered like a feminist at the sight of the word "Man/Men, ect,."* UFOKWOT MY NIGGA?

3. fiddy

You heard him, world. Prepare your collective anus

Why not both?

Just be careful how you allow yourself to be fucked

y u use apple junk?

Probably the same reason anyone would use any tablet.

its larger than a phone but still more portable than a laptop
besides, i didnt buy it, my grandfather did

dachshunds are more commonly known as "wiener dogs", referring to their sausage-like shape and are often dressed up as hotdogs. Being how sausages and hotdogs are sometimes called frankfurters, it seems fitting to name a dachshund Frank

Hm. And I know of people who non-ironically name their dachshund(s) "Sausage".

un-ironically would be just ''stupid cute'' names. also send greetings from me to Frank!