FonkDerok
Last Activity:
Feb 27, 2024
Joined:
Jul 18, 2015
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382
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167
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Gender:
Male
Birthday:
December 8
Home Page:
Location:
Behind you
Occupation:
Breaking software and demanding it be fixed

FonkDerok

Insane Furfag in a Position of Power, Male, from Behind you

I miss looking forward to updates Apr 27, 2022

FonkDerok was last seen:
Feb 27, 2024
    1. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *displays katana-swinging skills in a few moves* i have my sources
    2. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *realizes he cannot push back with this petty twig*ducks under and around*pulls out a katana*
    3. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *stabs rebecca with sharp stick while she's turned around*
      1. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Ow, heh
        Nov 2, 2015
    4. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      finds himself checking this website every 20 minutes again
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        You're not alone, fella!
        Oct 27, 2015
    5. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I'm not crazy. My reality is just different from yours.
      1. Pingule
        Pingule
        That's exactly what a crazy person would say...
        Oct 27, 2015
    6. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      wooooow school blocked ifunny again
      1. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Inb4 they block everything except government websites and coolmathgames.
        Oct 21, 2015
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        Wasnt like that yesterday tho. i connect and suddenly they updated everything to where you can hardly go anywhere now
        Oct 21, 2015
    7. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I feel like I'm the only one who bothered to fill out all their profile information
    8. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      nope
      1. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        what about comments on statuses?
        Oct 16, 2015
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        nope. guess not
        Oct 16, 2015
    9. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      do,statuses count as messages?
    10. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      TimberWolf... TimberWolf... Where have I heard that before?...
    11. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      LockRay has finally posted his 200th message. I can die in peace now.
      1. Rebecca and dtb1987 like this.
      2. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        *is in bliss*
        Oct 16, 2015
    12. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Grade A advice: "We have to fly up and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
    13. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      also LockRay's 199 messages is pissing me off
      1. Rebecca likes this.
      2. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Damn, now it's pissing me off too xD
        Oct 8, 2015
    14. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      is waiting for someone to post in Writing
    15. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I got Destiny's The Taken King expansion. Also on a totally unrelated note, I'm out of spare change.
      1. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        [Refrains from ranting about how bad Destiny is]
        Oct 5, 2015
    16. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      HelKat can be whatever HelKat wants to be. this is the internet
    17. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *Tries to hardcore parkour*Trips*Falls to death*
    18. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I'd like to be able to say we're a tight little community, but in reality I seea mess of idiots with incompatable personalities
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Didn't see anyone acting too dumb so far, with an exception of the S.
        Sep 28, 2015
    19. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      hehe i dont play The Game anymore hehe
    20. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      a WhOle NeW WOrLd
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    December 8
    Home Page:
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zdCE7B36isz9pGfgjiv3p7cORgMZQSadCrwEhHB6PDU/edit?usp=sharing
    Location:
    Behind you
    Occupation:
    Breaking software and demanding it be fixed
    You may also know me as Allister Liechtenstein

    Former employee of Big Sad inc., I now scurry around between an office job, personal hobbies, and family obligations.
    I'm getting there

    Not sure I could kill a man if he had a gun to my head
    But keep in mind there are worse fates than death

    "You’re trying to do things right, and that’s wrong. [You have to accept] that the very laws of reason and logic you abide by are merely one option of many. It means knowing you only see half the picture in a world where everyone else thinks they see the whole thing. It means having the sheer arrogance to have humility.
    [...]
    You have to be a little wrong to be completely right – to abandon truth in favor of questioning falsehood. If you think something’s the easiest way, you have to know you’re wrong. You have to understand how to stand against the very stance of understanding! You have to know you are inferior; that your knowledge and perceptions will never stand up to the true scope of all possible reality. You have to be a little further from perfect, and embrace that notion.

    Can you do that, Jo-Khajiit? Can you make mistakes, fearlessly pursue the worst ideas, and be inferior?"

    ~Aggy (Prequel, May 15, 2014)

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