FonkDerok
Last Activity:
Feb 27, 2024
Joined:
Jul 18, 2015
Messages:
382
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167
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53
Gender:
Male
Birthday:
December 8
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Location:
Behind you
Occupation:
Breaking software and demanding it be fixed

FonkDerok

Insane Furfag in a Position of Power, Male, from Behind you

I miss looking forward to updates Apr 27, 2022

FonkDerok was last seen:
Feb 27, 2024
    1. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Desperate times call for desperate measures
      1. amigoe19 likes this.
    2. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      ha suck it
    3. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      As a moderator who doesnt much care about anything and can keep a level head at all times, my only real weakness is a dead forum
      1. amigoe19
        amigoe19
        Deep as a grave!!
        Oct 19, 2017
    4. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      statuses and forum games will be left alone. normal threads are case-by-case
    5. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      to curse in the shoutbox is to ask me to slightly edit your message without affecting the core meaning
    6. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
      1. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        Yes I can, it's a different matter whether you actually do it
        Sep 30, 2017
    7. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      finally got a new mouse and i almost forgot what its like to have a working piece of hardware to use
      1. Magiichan likes this.
    8. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      tfw being a moderator here is the reason i started to like the color purple
    9. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      both are dead
      1. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        inb4 prequel began updating again
        Sep 9, 2018
    10. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      This forum reminds me of Prequel which reminds me of this forum which reminds me of Prequel which reminds me of this forum which reminds me
    11. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      on a scale of dead to dead how dead is dead?
      1. Terminator_722
        Terminator_722
        these forums
        Sep 10, 2017
      2. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        Absolute dead
        Sep 11, 2017
      3. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        damb
        Sep 11, 2017
    12. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
    13. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      not what i meant by the inside of piri's zerzek but you know what i'll take it
    14. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Still wanna see the inside of Piri's zerzek
      1. dtb1987 and amigoe19 like this.
      2. amigoe19
        amigoe19
        Unfortunately I can only like this once!!!
        Jul 19, 2017
    15. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I've finally graduated high school and im still stressed enough that my eye perpetually twitches
      1. amigoe19
        amigoe19
        Congratulations and welcome to the world of adults (cries in corner)
        May 25, 2017
      2. Mefjus
        Mefjus
        Congrats. (I literally thought about something else to type for 20 fucking minutes... nothing yet.)
        May 26, 2017
    16. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      hey, 15 robots. here to stalk me? trying to make an account? >.> I'm watching you fuckers
    17. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I've posted more messages on this site than the person who made it
      1. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        wew lad
        Feb 17, 2017
    18. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Remember when Skeleton posted a shitton of shit in the span of like half an hour? Good times, good times
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      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        -Might- get involved, idk. Really, I'm just more lazy than anything
        Feb 12, 2017
      3. Enzyme-Sigma
        Enzyme-Sigma
        Fonk, you're literally just talking to to people. You're acting like you're buying a house.
        Feb 12, 2017
      4. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        im not social though. i dint like socialing
        look, this is easy. i check in a few times a day and reply to shit
        its... chats and conversations that get me
        Feb 14, 2017
    19. TehOtakuPotato
      TehOtakuPotato
      1 more fur. Me. Also, love your profile pic.
      1. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        /me adds you to fur list

        why, thank you. friend of mine drew it up along with half a dozen ofthers of different emotions
        Jan 4, 2017
    20. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I still can't believe the world is 2017 years old
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        funny joke?
        Jan 3, 2017
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        I don't know if "funny" is a fitting adjective but sure let's go with that
        Jan 3, 2017
      3. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        I mean... if you meant humanity, it's way older, and far smarter/more progressive civilizations existed way before the year zero, and if you meant the planet, and you certainly didn't... let's just say tat my initial response was a form of "WTF?"
        Jan 3, 2017
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
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    Home Page:
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zdCE7B36isz9pGfgjiv3p7cORgMZQSadCrwEhHB6PDU/edit?usp=sharing
    Location:
    Behind you
    Occupation:
    Breaking software and demanding it be fixed
    You may also know me as Allister Liechtenstein

    Former employee of Big Sad inc., I now scurry around between an office job, personal hobbies, and family obligations.
    I'm getting there

    Not sure I could kill a man if he had a gun to my head
    But keep in mind there are worse fates than death

    "You’re trying to do things right, and that’s wrong. [You have to accept] that the very laws of reason and logic you abide by are merely one option of many. It means knowing you only see half the picture in a world where everyone else thinks they see the whole thing. It means having the sheer arrogance to have humility.
    [...]
    You have to be a little wrong to be completely right – to abandon truth in favor of questioning falsehood. If you think something’s the easiest way, you have to know you’re wrong. You have to understand how to stand against the very stance of understanding! You have to know you are inferior; that your knowledge and perceptions will never stand up to the true scope of all possible reality. You have to be a little further from perfect, and embrace that notion.

    Can you do that, Jo-Khajiit? Can you make mistakes, fearlessly pursue the worst ideas, and be inferior?"

    ~Aggy (Prequel, May 15, 2014)

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