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"Corrupt a Wish" Game!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by SirGamer101, Oct 6, 2015.

  1. SirGamer101

    SirGamer101 New Member

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    A very famous one in a lot of other forums I've been in. Basically you make a wish and then the next person ruins it in the most amazing and creative (or crude) way possible, and then that person states their wish. I will start. Let the ruining begin!

    I wish I could read people's minds.
     
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  2. Rebecca

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    Wish granted, you can see into people's minds but you can't turn it off, meaning that every single emotion from everyone surrounding you floods into your brain constantly, never allowing you to sleep or have a moment to yourself.

    I wish that I could fly.
     
  3. B1G-CR1ME

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    Do you wish for Heavy to kill you? Wiiish graaanted!

    You can indeed fly now... 'cause you ARE a fly now!

    Wish I could occasionally teleport (t's an easy one)
     
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  4. EpicU

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    Wish granted, except now you teleport in-between a wooden floor, so your bottom half will cut off.

    I wish it were 2016 already so Zelda Wii U would hurry up... >.> It's killing me.
    [​IMG]
     
  5. Eypsilon

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    Wish granted but in the meantime Zelda Wii U was delayed to the same year Half Life 3 will be released.

    I wish I was immortal.
     
  6. HelKat

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    You are immortal, but...
    If you get bored and want to get off the ride called life...
    you find yourself to be securely bungiecorded on...
    cus immortality


    i wish i could be the pet of someone with a huge dong. ._.
     
  7. FonkDerok

    FonkDerok Insane Furfag in a Position of Power

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    granted
    you are now the gunnea pig of a huge-donged man who not only is really into beastiality, but the tighter the ass the better

    I wish I had telekinesis
     
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  8. EpicU

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    Granted, but that power of yours summons dongus sausage-fests.

    I wished SYRSA was partaking in this forum game.
     
  9. Zeth

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    Granted

    But unfortunately for you, Syrsa was forced to run away from army of angry Akbars and you get shot in the process...

    I wish I had power of mind control
     
  10. EpicU

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    Granted, sadly your mind control caused your undies to turn into panties.

    I wished I could banish Zeth forever from these forums.
    I'm only joking, it's just a forum game!
     
  11. Zeth

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    Granted. Except you're in Soviet Russia so the forum bans you...Oops?

    I wish I could earn money as easily as in AdVenture capitalist game....
     
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  12. Rebecca

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    I like how silly this has gotten already.

    Wish granted, but sadly you earn too much money and get detained by the authorities, with them convinced you're getting it illegally and nothing you say can convince them otherwise.

    I wish I had a slisk :3
     
  13. FonkDerok

    FonkDerok Insane Furfag in a Position of Power

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    Granted, but it slowly falls into insanity and murders you

    i wish i could speak all the languages of everywhere
     
  14. B1G-CR1ME

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    Granted. However, nobody will listen to ya for some reason.

    Oh boy, bonus 10 points who can twist this one. Bonus 100 points to everyone who'll recognise the quote.

    I wish I could make bacon gravy like a rented mule.
     
  15. Zeth

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    Wish granted, however Heavy Weapons Guy smells the scent of bacon and uses it for special bologna...

    I wish I could bomb the shit out of islamic state...
     
  16. FonkDerok

    FonkDerok Insane Furfag in a Position of Power

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    granted, however as the payload is making its way to the states, they launch their own, starting world war III and effectively plunging the world into a nuclear appocolypse and leaving the few above-ground survivors to battle a radiation-filled nuclear winter

    I wish I was impervious to any and all physical impacts
     
  17. B1G-CR1ME

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    Granted.

    However, you get poisoned later on and are doomed to occasionally puke for the rest of the year... I guess.

    I wish I'd stop partipicating in this one game for now.
     
  18. Coltsboy9

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    Granted. But now you can't close out of the Internet and are forever forced to click meaningless ads

    I wish I could have the ability to spawn things in like Garry's mod
     
  19. B1G-CR1ME

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    Granted.

    A thousand Barnies are now chasing you.

    I wish I could say "TIMES CHANGE" in this voice.

    last entry
     
  20. Coltsboy9

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    Granted

    But now every time you say it you get one body part chopped of with a katana

    I wish i could morph into anything in the world and that i could always turn back into my self
     
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